I was tagged by my favorite Tony, still-holding-minas-tirith.

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Molly
Nickname: Molls, Olly, Monster.
Birthday: May 23
Gender: Female
Sexuality: I like hot people.
Height: five foot seven and a half inches.
Time Zone: The Texas one… shut up I’m new here.
Average hours of sleep I get each night: Never enough.
Last thing I googled: Why does the BOA in Oak Cliff have a “50” light up in it’s windows?
Most used phrase(s): “dude.” or “banana sandwich”
First word that comes to mind: dude.
Last thing I said to a family member: “I miss you guys.”

One place that makes me happy and why: Camping. Adventure. The not quite quiet quiet.

Favorite beverages: coffee, whiskey, water. (I sound like some battle-hardened veteran)

Last movie I watched in the cinema: TMNT
Three things I can’t live without: Kruger, laughter, books.
Something I plan on learning: how to run, how to cope better with my anxiety, how to love yourself better, how to live without a microwave, Spanish. 


Blog:  thismodernmoster.tumblr.com


"Baby you workin too hard! Sit down! Do you sit down? Oo honey you adorable. Don’t forget to relax, it your day off! But don’t do it out here. Hot as fuck out here, it is."
— my super old neighbor lady

sometimes I’m a terrible friend.
I’m sorry about that.I’m great at making friends, I’m bad at keeping them.
If we used to talk all the time and suddenly I don’t answer much/at all, please please don’t think I’m a bad person or that you did something.

Please be patient with me.

QuestionYOUR INSTAGRAM IS MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE IT AND BY EXTENSION I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE why was that in all caps. i think the message could've been relayed in lower case. eh, oh well. MERP. Answer

smavocado Asked
QuestionWhat do you so for a living that let's you play with armadillos all day?? :S Answer

Haha. I don’t really play with anybody (except the penguins, sometimes one will bring me things and we’ll play fetch). I am what’s called an Interpretive Specialist for the zoo. In short, I take care of a collection of exotic animals* and bring them out to the public for education purposes.

*These are all still very much wild animals and therefore we take proper precautions to protect ourselves, the guests, and the animal. They’re not cuddly and would all make terrible pets.

  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion

Oh my god.
Mosquito bites on the bottoms of my feet.
So this is what hell is like.