Today while I was naked and blow drying my hair (living alone…hollerrrr) I noticed that my left boob is about an inch higher than my right.
A year ago this would have devastated me, and sent me into a panicked spiral of how I wasn’t good enough for anyone.
Today, I thought “I’ll call the left one ‘Lucky’.” and I started to snicker.
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
I cleaned up human vomit today.
So there’s that.
But really, when I has the internets again.
Bring on the selfies.
suchaprettyfat - I don’t have interwebs, will selfie bomb in the next few days when I can get my computer & ass to a coffee shop.