No one ever tells you that, as you lose fat, your body may actually go through a period where you feel you look worse. Be it excess skin, the mobilization of adipose tissue, wearing smaller clothes (after years, maybe even a lifetime of hiding in bigger clothes)…
Fact: helping with the Cheetah Encounter is one of the best parts of my job.
And my job is pretty cool.
Drugged the cat so I won’t be woken up at 4:30 to an animal who wants to have a fucking conversation with the fan and my sock bucket.
I make enough money to function, but not enough to save or have fun: a memoir
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."
Taylor Swift’s new music video makes me happy.
Sorry not sorry.